December 2010
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Dec 17th
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VIDEO: Water Main Break Encases Home in Ice →
Hey, “Doozle”… your story just proved to me that God exists.  God exists and he doesn’t want you to call yourself “Doozle” any more.  Your name is Steve.  And Steve’s house doesn’t get encapsulated in ice.  That only happens to “Doozle”.  “Doozle” lives in an ice fortress of solitude and douchery.
Dec 16th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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On dating...
Generally, dating always starts with vague platitudes, niceties and a resounding chorus of ‘hey, you seem pretty cool’s.  But I suppose that’s what it’s all about - gentle politeness until someone is the first to fart.  Then it’s up to the other person to decide between fight, flight, or fuck.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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WatchWatch
Eye for an eye, son. (go to 2:40 if Australian accents bother you)
Dec 8th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd